Today, I was texting Sissi and she sent me a picture of a clown fish her boyfriend's little brother drew for her. It was a really cute gesture and a surprisingly good fish. So I texted back, "That awkward moment when a child can draw better than you (and by you, I mean me)." I was very careful to make sure she knew I wasn't insulting her prodigy-level artistic skills.
This is Sissi's brother's fish. Her finger isn't bright red, but I had to play with the brightness level and such since it was drawn in pencil, really really lightly.
Sissi laughed at my comment and told me that I should draw her a fish. We both know I have no ability to draw what so ever but I don't think she fully understood until I sent her back two pictures.
Sissi replied with "LOL OMH". Then before I could really respond about her typo, she told me what it meant. "Oh my hornets." I replied with, "I thought it meant 'Oh my hagus'." (My little spell checker is telling me that I misspelled hagus but it's not giving me a similar correction, so, oh well.)
We went back and forth with our OMH translations for a while. After "Oh my hagus", Sissi responded with "Oh my habberdashery." (The spell check says that habberdashery is also spelled wrong. It's a temperamental little thing, isn't it?) I replied to Sissi with "Oh my ham", to which she responded "Oh my horse". I finished things off with "Oh my Harry Potter".
P.S. When I was going through my pictures in my phone so I could put them on here, I came across a picture I took a few months back of a chip I pulled directly out of the bag that looked like a fish. Or an arrow. Maybe it was an arrow chip fish.
P.S. #2 Since I've been sick, it's been easier to drink with straws. My mom bought me a bunch of bendy straws and I told Sissi they were pretty. Since I'm posting a bunch of pictures I sent to Sissi, I figured I would include it.
P.S. #3 Yes, that is toothpaste next to the straws. Our bathroom sink shoots out brown water so we brush our teeth in the kitchen sink.