Friday, February 10, 2012

My First Marriage

     You're probably thinking, "lol wtf?" because of the title, but I can explain. Yesterday, while I was talking to Brother and Sissi about setting up this blog, we also kept getting sidetracked and talking about other things. One of the things was an article that Brother sent to us.

     The article Brother sent was one about Pizza Hut. It stated that they would provide you with a proposal package, including a pizza and breadsticks as well as a ruby engagement ring, a fireworks display, and a limo ride to the Pizza Hut of your choice (among a few more things), for only $10, 010.

     One thing you should know about my second family is that we constantly joke around and laugh, even if we like the subject of our amusement. Naturally, seeing this package and all being desperately hungry, we had a little bit of fun. Since it was all over Skype, I'm pretty much just going to copy and paste the conversation for you.


Sissi: OH BOY WHAT A DEAL
Sissi: RACHEL
Sissi: MARRY ME
Rachel: YES
Rachel: SISSI
Rachel: I WILL MARRY YOU
Sissi: LETS HAVE DOMINOS FOR DINNER
Rachel: OKAY
Sissi: oh wait was that pizza hut??
Sissi: LETS HAVE PIZZA HUT FOR DINNER
Rachel: That was Pizza Hut
Rachel: OKAY
Sissi: BROTHER
Sissi: -throws book-
Sissi: MARRY US
Sissi: MARRY US NOW
Rachel: WAIT
Rachel: AM I THE WIFE OR THE HUSBAND?
Sissi: O:!!!
Sissi: SHIT I DON'T CARE
Sissi: I WANT SOME PIZZA
Rachel: OHKAY
Rachel: BROTHER
Rachel: MARRY US
Rachel: HURRY UP
Sissi: TOO LATE
Sissi: I DO
Rachel: YOU ARE NOT HURRYING BROTHER
Brother: WHAT
Rachel: I DO TOO
Brother: OKAY!!!!
Sissi: MMMMUAH
Rachel: MMMUAH
Rachel: NOW GIVE ME PIZZA
Brother: *takes picture*
Brother: *sells to magazine*
Rachel: WE CAN GET MORE PIZZA WITH THAT MONEY
Sissi: YES GREAT IDEA
Sissi: BROTHER BE OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOUR
Sissi: MAKE US SOME HEFTY MONEY
Rachel: COUNCIL US IN THE WAYS OF MARRIAGE AND PROVIDE US WITH MONEY FOR PIZZA
Sissi: It's kind of like someone who helps an actor get jobs
Sissi: BUT FOR BOTH OF US
Sissi: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Rachel: BROTHER
Rachel: YOU ARE SLOW
Rachel: HURRY YOUR SLOW ASS UP
Rachel: WE WANT PIZZA AND MONEY FOR OUR PIZZA
Rachel: BROTHER
Rachel: WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW
Rachel: NEW SPOUSE, OUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOUR IS SO SLOW
Sissi: YES
Sissi: PERHAPS WE NEED A NEW ONE.
Sissi: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Rachel: WE DO NEED A NEW ONE
Rachel: WHO SHOULD IT BE?
Brother: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
Brother: YOU DON'T EVEN NEED COUNSELLING
Brother: NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY
Sissi: WE'LL GIVE YOU PIZZA
Brother: YAY
Rachel: NOW COUNSEL US DAMNIT
Brother: WHY
Rachel: BECAUSE WE WILL GIVE YOU PIZZA
Rachel: DUH
Brother: OKAY
Brother: *COUNSELCOUNSELCOUNSEL*
Brother: GIVE ME PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sissi: *MONEY*
Sissi: *PIZZA*
Brother: YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAY
Rachel: WE HAVE THE BEST MARRIAGE EVER NEW SPOUSE
Sissi: HAPPY ENDING
Sissi: *curtains close*
Sissi: *bows*
Rachel: -bowbow-
Rachel: -roses are thrown-
Brother: why would you bow after the curtain closes
Rachel: -applause-
Rachel: The curtain is behind us awesome people. The scene was just covered up.
Brother: oh
Sissi: Yes exactly
Sissi: Thank you Rachel
Sissi: thank you for saving me xD
Rachel: xD You are welcome Sissi
Rachel: You are welcome for saving you
Rachel: That's what spouses do XD

     If we're this crazy when we're all very hungry/sleepy, can you imagine how we would be after a day full of junk food?

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