Dear Bitch Hair-Dresser With Talons For Nails,
Hi there. Do you remember me? Probably not, but that's okay. You dye and cut a lot of hair, so it's understandable that you don't remember one specific person. Do you remember Shorty? I thought you might. You may not have done her hair for six months, but you always took care of it before. I'm the girl who she introduced to you. You begged my mom to let you play with hair hair, for free!
I'm happy that she didn't have time to go to you. Why, you ask? Well, my mother has beautiful blond hair, even if she doesn't take the time to even condition it most mornings. Most people don't even know she's a bottle blond until she has to have me dye her hair again. I'm very happy that she still has her beautiful blond hair.
You see, when I went to you roughly two months ago, she had dyed my hair a pretty brown the night before. Your job was to add black, bright red, and purple highlights. Just highlights. I also wanted my hair cut in layers, but that is not the point today.
Before I knew what was happening, you dyed my hair black with red and purple highlights. Though it was not what I wanted, I really did like it so I did not have any complaints and I paid the eighty dollars you charged me. Since the dye was burning my head, you did not leave it on as long as you were "supposed to". Since the red was not that bright, you offered me a free touch up later in the week. I never had time to return.
This is probably for the best. By the end of the week, the alleged "permanent" red and purple dyes, had completely washed out. I was left with tinted purple/pink brown hair for my highlights. Soon, the black hair dye began washing out drastically as well. Now, I have dark brown hair again, that only appears black when it is dark, with roots nearly two inches long.
This isn't very good at all, but I have more news to break to you. Yesterday, my mom unclogged the bathtub drain. It was entirely full of hair. It was not blond hair, nor dark red, nor brown, nor any of the colors I have had before this most recent change. No, it was all black hair. We have lived here six years and never has any of our hair dying (or even the perm I once had) clogged up the bathtub drain. Do you see what I am getting at?
Had my head not felt like it was on fire to the point I was crying, I would have had that dye on ten minutes longer. That could have resulted in the total death of my hair. Shorty went to you before learning of how my colors just washed out. She left with gray hair and clogged up her own drain, just as I have.
This is a problem. Most girls value their hair and do not like it when it looks like a pile of poo, they cannot style it, and it is thinning at a terrifying rate. I hope you understand that I can never recommend you to anyone. Sometime soon, my mother- the lady with the beautiful hair- is going to take me some place else to see what they suggest. I sincerely hope that they are better at their job than you, else I might just buy a wig so I don't have to deal with such stupidity.