Basically, it was a guy who had his pants down to his knees and was walking back and forth, shaking his hips. Like, strutting down a catwalk to the extreme type of thing.
Like last time, I took a page from Misty of Misty's Laws. Weird license plates tend to stand out so I've been collecting pictures. There were about a million in the parking garage at the mall, but it was too dark, so these will have to do.
We couldn't even figure out what this one means... but they're #2?
Sounds like a teen saying "Ack" from pain. It's okay, I understand.
I wasn't aware that my old cat got a car and a driver's license.
Brad? Are you, in fact, #01? How do you know?
Do you make pipes out of sand or...?
Okay, honestly, I fucking love this one so much.
Can you see why?
|The top one on the left.|
It's shaped like a heart.
|That is a pig, shaped out of raw meat.|
(And bacon, for you Wolfy. =P )
|Red Dog Rub.|
|Far Out Feather Duster.|
|Brown Dog Riba-Riba Rub.|
|This is just a cupcake I got from there.|
(Somebody who saw a certain video should recognize it. lol)
|I don't remember if I put this on here before.|
But this thing scared the fucking shit out of me.
My mom had to save me since somebody has yet to protect me from spiders, like he promised.
|These are my mom's lighters. (Feel free to lecture her about how smoking is bad and stuff in the comments.)|
The Stud Dog stole them all and we found them under the couch.
|Ashley from My Fight Inside drew this for me, after deciding I am her kitten so I said she's my turtle.|
|Ashley also drew this for me and I thought it was pretty bad ass.|
Who else things she was bored at work?
|Can you find the branch imitating a dead snake?|
|I saw a rainbow so I parked the car in a parking lot to take a picture.|
|And while I was taking a better one, which parked in the parking space, some homeless guy tried to call me over to him.|
|I don't know why I find food shaped like fish all the time. For instance, here and here.|
|This is the food court in the mall.|
|Subway, Massage Therapy, Greek Gyros Healthy & Fresh.|
|ON SALE- CASHIER- DRESSES.|
The way they set up the signs was great, okay?
|Ashley sent me this too.|
Momma wants it but Wolfy agrees that that's just gross, okay?
|"You took 2 parking places ___ ride!"|
I couldn't stop laughing at this.
We moved off the road and up a small hill, when a truck came down the road. They honked at us (probably Sissi- she's fucking gorgeous, okay?) and she got totally freaked out because she is from a small town where everyone is nice. I'm from all over the place and currently live in a big city where guys who think you're a hooker will honk at you. So I turned around with my hand raised to flip them off, except that I realized it might be her mom and that would be bad. It wasn't her mom but I missed my chance. While in Target, Sissi went to the bathroom and I actually did see her mom and sister, but that's besides the point.
Soon, we were going somewhere else, and another truck sped passed us and to the stop light at the end of the road. There was a couch in the back of the truck, very similar to a picture that a friend sent me because he thought it was funny.
|Like this, only it was a real couch.|