|Momma found this in the vet's office.|
Thanks for telling us... I'm guessing they're the type of person where every Facebook status is about how in love they are?
|Taken in WalMart (while scaring a few people).|
Please note the "Breakfast" sign over the smores supplies.
|Mom drank hot tea.|
|And burned the shit out of her tongue.|
|I got an itty bitty little coffee pot so I can make tea (without melting plastic cups in the microwave).|
And it is fucking tiny and cute!
|That is a man.|
|He is playing guitar.|
|While walking down the highway.|
|I wouldn't believe it without pictures.|
|I actually don't know shit about them... but it made me laugh and think of Jenna Marbles (who is fucking hilarious).|
|Hey Sissi! This one is for you!|
Even though we'll probably never go to a bar, but it applies to other places too.
How do you know you're number one? Are you really really old to be the first person ever named Scot?
|Mom loves it.|
|New shirt Momma got me. Entirely true.|
|This is a sign from my insane neighbor.|
We aren't sure if he's trying to sell is trailer or trashcan.. but either way, it's for 100, 000. 00 bucks.
I had to get rid of the phone number to the phone that he doesn't even have.