Bacon. Momma's favorite thing ever.
I got a debit card a few weeks ago and Momma has sense learned that she can order bacon related products online. That was really my fault. I realized that she never buys anything for herself (other than actual food- mainly bacon) so I decided to look on Amazon for bacon related clothing since she once wanted to jet a bacon jacket from Hot Topic but didn't have the money on her. We've been getting bacon things in the mail for the past week:
|They only had men's pants so she got the smallest one and it shrunk in the dryer so now they fit.|
Must have been boy's clothing, not men's...
|I can't believe she actually got this.|
It's a patch to iron onto your biker jacket or something.
|She hasn't had a chance to use these yet.|
|It's a Christmas ornament but since we don't have a tree up, it's hanging from a kitchen cabinet handle.|
|Admittedly, I was curious how you could come up with 101 things to do with bacon.|
|That pretty much disgusted me.|
|Then we opened it up.|
|Well played, person she bought this from, well played.|
I don't really have that much to say about bacon. Bacon is good. You can do many things with bacon. Bacon comes from pigs, unless it comes from turkey. Everyone loves bacon except for vegans, vegetarians, and PETA. Momma may be the cause of the bacon shortage, except that was in Europe, and we're in America so I'm not sure how that would be possible but she really does like bacon a lot.
P.S. Just thought I would clarify, Momma is not using my money to buy her bacon things. She's been giving me the money for it and has just been using my card to order it. She better quit though or I won't have anything to get her for Christmas.