People keep asking me if I like sports and I don't really have an answer for them. I do not like watching any sports. Usually, I do not understand it and it bores me. If you like it, awesome, you go watch your sports. Leave me out of it, pretty please.
As for playing sports, I don't even know the rules to most of them to actually play. I know nothing about football. I know almost nothing about basketball. I know a little about baseball but only because we actually studied it in school. As of 4th grade, I was pretty awesome at hitting a baseball in the one game I was forced to play in.
I actually like volleyball, especially in the water. I'm terrible at it but it's a lot of fun. I prefer it in the water because it keeps me from sweating to death... but also because I fall a lot and it hurts less to fall in the water than on land.
On that note, I like swimming. However, I also get bored super easy with it because there's only so many times you can swim back and forth across the pool. Also, I do not like being dunked under water. Actually, I fucking hate it and I will punch what ever mother fucker tries to do that to me. Do not fucking dunk me under water or you will get your ass kicked.
On a less violent note, I love horseback riding but most people don't even count that. It's something I've only done a few times in my life and I just love it, okay? If you ever want to do something special for me, pay for me to go to a ranch and see and/or ride horses.
See what happens when I can't think of anything to post about? I babble about shit nobody cares about. This is why you should suggest topics to help me get through the rest of NaBloPoMo when I'm not writing about Anti Bullying.