Honestly, I would have used this for NaBloPoMo if it wasn't prewritten. I don't really want to use a prewritten post but I'm exhausted and I haven't been feeling that great. Plus, I've been saving some of these since August. So please enjoy funny conversations while I try to blink enough to get a little scrubby soap bead thingy out of my fucking eye.
When I sent Brother his birthday post (linked below), this is what happened.
Brother: this is amazing
Brother: and thoroughly hilarious
Brother: what if we got a picture of us together and my head was cut out of the frame because I am so tall
Brother: that would be the funniest shit ever
Rachel: I'm glad you like it so much x3
Rachel: But yes, that would be the funniest shit ever
Rachel: I WANT that to happen
Brother: and then we'd be like "we have to retake this photo so brother's in it"
*Just my head and perhaps sissi and sis's hair*
Rachel: And then I'd be like "Wow okay don't include me at all" and I'd have to sit on your shoulders or something
Brother: *next photo*
Caption: This is us dragging Brother into the emergency room after he fell backwards and hit his head
Rachel: I'm literally crying now
Rachel: so many laughter tears
Rachel: You think everything is gross
Brother: yes I do
Rachel: What about pie?
Brother: I like some kinds of pie
Rachel: I'm still giggling
Brother: pie is a very serious subject
Rachel: I know Brother
Rachel: I'm sorry
Rachel: But you have to understand
Rachel: I am so not socially acceptable
Rachel: Or politically correct
Brother: oh yeah
Brother: I forgot
I was telling Brother about how I'm going to start studying the menu I was given for the restaurant I'm going to be working at.
Rachel: I'm going to start studying the menu tomorrow so that I can go through my training easily.
Rachel: I think it would be easier to learn if I made the shit but I'm not cooking Italin food lolol I ain't got time for that homemade from scratch shit
Brother: you almost went full gangster there
Rachel: lol Almost. I'm still learning from the master. (you, except when you say thanks)
Rachel: Good save
Brother: fuck you
Rachel: no fuck you
Just a random conversation between my friend Emily and myself.
Emily: THERE IS ENOUGH PRESERVATIVES IN A BAG OF DORITOS TO MUMMIFY A SMALL DOG
Rachel: I just gagged on my sandwich.
Rachel: On the bright side, my stomach and every other organ food goes through must be REALLY FUCKING PRESERVED AND HEALTHY.
-awkward moment where nobody knows what to say-
Emily: I have to go to bed.
Pretty self explanatory.
Rachel: I'm watching Young Guns on tv and they changed "fucking" to "farking"
Rachel: It makes me giggle
Rachel: I LOVE YOU
Sissi: i love you too hahaha
Rachel: But Sissi
I got a text from a number I didn't recognize, that woke me up. Then I had this conversation. I automatically assumed it was Momma, trying to play a joke on me.
Stranger: Wake uppp
Stranger: Do it do it do it
Me: Who is this?
Stranger: Somebody really really cool
Me: You have to prove how cool you are. A name would be a good start.
Me: You misspelled Voldemort
Stranger: I'm so cool it doesn't matter ^.^
Wolfy and I were trying to get each other to answer a question first but we were both refusing. Then this happened..
Wolfy: Yes you are
Wolfy: Yes I know you are. What about it?
Wolfy: I'm such a smartass
Me: No shit
Wolfy: Cat shit? Dog shit? Rabbit shit? Oh you mean bull shit lol
Wolfy: You're laughing aren't you?
Me: I might be
Wolfy: Thats a yes