I haven't had a contest in months so I figured I might as well have one again, since its Christmas time (the time for giving gifts). I'm getting Momma a venus flytrap for Christmas. She has to know because she has to take it out of the box when it arrives. I haven't told her anything else though, so it's okay. But it seemed like it would be a really weird and cool prize/gift to give away.
If you are interested in winning a carnivorous plant, which is really more like a pet than anything, then you should read the rules. Ashley and I will go over all contest entries and I will announce the winner on Monday, December 31. Don't worry about a "green thumb", or rather, not having one because I will include links to information on how to care for your new plant/pet for the winner.
1) All entries MUST be commented below so that both Ashley and I can see them, and so they don't get lost.
2) You MUST be within the USA. I can't ship anything out of the country because that shit is fucking expensive. (Honestly, it will cost more to ship the plant/pet than it will to buy it, and they really are not expensive at all. You could easily buy one yourself but why would you do that if you have a chance at winning it?)
3) To win the prize, you MUST answer all of these:
What would you name your new pet/plant?
What is the best holiday present you have ever received?
What is the worst holiday present you have ever received?
What is your favorite holiday tradition?
What is the best holiday story you have? It can be funny, sweet, sad... Anything true.
4) You MUST promise to take a picture of your plant/pet and show me either on your blog, email, Twitter... I don't care. I just want to see it when you get it.
The contest is now open.
P.S. In Thursday's post, I said you guys should check out Ashley's post with the (actually entertaining) plot of the entire Twilight Saga. I also asked you to vote in our poll, which you can find on the top right side of the panel thingy. One of the comments I received said that they did not like the idea of "slut-shaming words". Let me just make this clear: We are not slut-shaming. We are not saying its bad to sleep around with people as long as it's legal, consensual, and you're not cheating. Its a word. If you had to pick one to be called, what would you pick? I personally, don't get a give what people do with their bodies and it's none of my business what people do.