Tuesday, April 19, 2016

P is for Perry

     I met a good friend on Twitter. His name is Perry and I think he might actually be me.

     We both love chocolate and all the sugary things.

     We both love pun based humor.

     We're both fucking blind.

     We're both so easily done with your shit.

     But he's Australian, a boy, and also actually much nicer than I am. Because we all know I'm kind of an asshole.

     If you're looking for a nice twitter then you can drop by and tell him hello @pezzanator1 (and if you send him a pun based joke, I think you could be great friends).

     But for real, he's a really good person with a heart of gold, who has both seen some shit and helped me through some shit. 

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