And wake me up.
I always try to go back to sleep for just a few more minutes because usually I start work at 10 or 11. Well one day, I managed to fall back asleep and had a dream.
In the dream, there was the me in bed. I took a video of myself, making faces up at the guys fucking shit up and being loud. So, I watched it back.
I saw myself in the bed, looking like a hot mess. Hair up and unwashed, morning breath, unwashed face, pajamas. The works.
But behind me, I saw another me. This me was all dressed up. Cute outfit, killer makeup, styled hair. Just staring into the camera with a murderous expression.
So, naturally, gross dream me started looking around to find sexy dream me and could not. Sexy me was nowhere to be found.
When I woke up, once I was assured that there was definitely not a sexy me in the bedroom and only gross me was around, I decided to lay off the selfies for a bit.
Today's positive thought: Sexy me did not kill gross me.
Today's positive thought #2: I've finally found a way to break my selfie addiction.