I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.
There's a mix of hilarity and seriousness because that's what life is.
But for real, what the hell is my life?
I had a lady call me yesterday. Apparently some scam outfit acquired my number to "spoof" their calls, and "I" had called her twice without speaking. She works in the medical equip field and couldn't take the risk that it wasn't some Doc with a messed up phone.
How weird. It's so easy to do now, with the apps that give you fake numbers.
One time a guy kept texting me thinking I was his sister, and he didn't listen to me when I said I wasn't, so I actually convinced him to go over to his sister's house because she was going to cook him his favorite dish and school him at basketball (I guess he loved basketball).Finally, after 1 hour of silence, I got a text that said, "LOL, okay fuck you whoever you are."I'm still oddly proud of this.
I am so proud of this and I'm not even the one who did it. This is fucking amazing.
This took me back to the time years ago when at Christmas I tried to ring my sister and rang the wrong number and then on New Years Eve I again rang the same person because I was a little drunk both times
Hahahaha, I mean, at least you were a little drunk both times and it led to a silly story!