I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.
There's a mix of hilarity and seriousness because that's what life is.
But for real, what the hell is my life?
Friday is my busiest day of the week so I am unable to forget Friday
Friday was my day off, but also a much calmer day than I've had in a while. It was good.
Good for you, boss lady. Franklin and Penelope seem quite pleased with my boss-lady abilities.Love,Janie
You're the best boss-lady.Love,Rachel
It's good to be king... er, um, Boss Lady!Was the "makeup" selfie not actually made up, but one of those apps? Therefore, the nose-ring?
It is!Correct! It was a Snapchat filter.
"I feel and look dead". I've never resonated with a caption so much as this one.Also, someone tried to convert you... to what?
I'm not really sure. They wanted to help me find Jesus. I told them the church would probably collapse when God smitted me though.
How gross that some dude pees in the alley! Yuck! So glad you did good as the boss lady. You rock! And your eye makeup looked very pretty!
Friday is the only day I get off ever, so I never forget Friday.
Friday is also my only day off, but that means I don't have much to say about that day because I'm hiding in bed.