I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.
There's a mix of hilarity and seriousness because that's what life is.
But for real, what the hell is my life?
Friday is my busiest day of the week so I am unable to forget Friday
Friday was my day off, but also a much calmer day than I've had in a while. It was good.
Good for you, boss lady. Franklin and Penelope seem quite pleased with my boss-lady abilities.Love,Janie
You're the best boss-lady.Love,Rachel
It's good to be king... er, um, Boss Lady!Was the "makeup" selfie not actually made up, but one of those apps? Therefore, the nose-ring?
"I feel and look dead". I've never resonated with a caption so much as this one.Also, someone tried to convert you... to what?