Sunday, April 9, 2017

The Week I Was Orange

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Not pictured: Senor Psychopath and Frog Bitch are no longer together. I'll give y'all 3 guesses to figure out who I'm talking about.


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Positive thought of the day: I was not attacked by any birds this week and orange makeup comes off (with 3 layers of soap).

7 comments:

  1. I believe Bert and Ernie are a male and a female. Perhaps they can be Roberta and Ernie. Senior psychopath, eh? You shouldn't write about me that way. You know I read your blog. Shame on you. You did mean me, didn't you? But don't leeeeeeeeeeeeave.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Well... Bert is short for Roberta. haha I hope they're a nice married couple and not a loud one like Martin and Edith.

      You are neither senor, señor, or a psychopath.

      Love,
      Rachel

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  2. Janie may be right Bert and Ernie maybe male and female but guess what I personally have no idea, I am clueless about those things

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  3. We had a family of ducks (a mama and four or five babies) living in our swimming pool, so I made sure the lawn furniture was semi-submerged at the shallow stairs so they could get back out. They were so cute! And the babies really loved the obstacle-course-assist; I could tell. Mama did NOT act like she was ready to cut a bitch, as long as I kept a relative distance from her relatives.

    I think someone else called Animal Control, because they were there less than a day. I had a big sad when they were gone.

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  4. We had a pair of ducks living in the back alley at one point. They'd just march around aimlessly, one following the other, sometimes pecking out of the trash.

    Ah, the joys of marriage (Janie's right - only the male is brightly colored because it attracts the female).

    "So I was just showing this guy a blue katana we have for sale..."

    What the hell is this amazing job of yours? Are you literally a ninja salesman?

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