First of all, for those of you who have not seen this movie, it was a fucking musical. Yes, a musical. Where people spontaneously burst into song and dance. We discovered this in the very first scene where it started off with a girl sitting in a bus, singing along to her tape player, and then BAM THE ENTIRE FUCKING BUS IS SINGING ALONG. Not even kidding.
Well, since it was 80's music and Mom loves 80's music (and I like a lot of it) we decided to stick it out and see what it had to offer. After all, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride and A Nightmare Before Christmas were decent musicals, as well as West Side Story (well, I only like the music and dancing from that because it makes me laugh) so we were like, "Eh, why not? Paid fifteen dollars, plus snacks, so we should at least try."
Let me just say this... It is not a PG 13 movie as it claimed to be. There was a little girl with her... Well, we don't know who he was with. He appeared to be an uncle but whatever, that's not the point. She was only like nine or ten. I'm eighteen years old and I was scarred for life by some of the... pervertedness. I can't imagine the nightmares that poor child is going to have after seeing some of that shit.
I've never seen Russel Brand in anything or really know anything about him, but he was probably the best part of the movie (besides the music, which was pretty bad ass). His character made everything hilarious and I was really impressed since I've heard a bunch of bad stuff about him.
What a crappy movie review, eh? Well, I'm not a movie reviewer so I don't have to write a good one. Besides, we all know you came to find out if Momma snuck bacon into the theater like she promised she was going to do.
|Yes. She did sneak in bacon.|
|And I snuck in a candy bar.|
|I also snuck in root beer.|
|That is Chinese hot tea because Sissi had no idea what it was and it is amazing.|
Wow. Okay. So this post was a lot shorter than I thought it would be but yeah, I don't really have anything else to say at the moment. Most of that day consisted of "What the fuck is up with that? Is that a musical? Holy shit I think it is." and "Momma! Hide your friggen bacon so we don't get kicked out!"