Saturday, November 10, 2012

Mom's Poetry

     I'm sore from carrying 50+ pound trays and I'm pissed at the owner because he was a total douche tonight. So I'm going to post some of the bad rhymes/poems that my mom has come up with. Technically because I wrote this paragraph and I'm typing up the rhymes, I'm still doing well with NaBloPoMo. I might have included some of these into older posts already but whatever.

Zappity Zoo - Texted to me when I was on the way home.
Zippity zappity zoo!
I need to tie your shoe.
Give the dog something to do.
Gotta pet Zulu too!
Bless you!

Ode To Pee - Made up randomly a few years ago, when she badly had to pee.
I went pee!
Yay for me.
No one to see. :(

Ode To Pee: The Peequil - Made up as a sequel, when she had to pee again.
I need to pee,
In a tree,
On a bee.
With no one to see,
That I peed,
On a bee, In a tree.
How sad for me. :(

The Grill - Momma got a tiny little red grill two summers ago and decided to name it Yoda.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust.
We cook,
We eat,
We must.


  1. Ha ha, those are cute. I especially like the peequal :)

    I make up songs for my dog all the time. I probably shouldn't admit to that, but it amuses me greatly, especially when he looks at me like I'm a crazy person. He's much cooler than I am :)

    1. I'm glad you like them!

      Momma makes up songs for the animals allllll the time but we never remember any of them. xD I'll have to try to write some down for a future blog post. And I think animals might be cooler than anyone. They're certainly arrogant enough, usually. lol